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I just chose not to respond.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the woman who knows exactly what was said but has mastered the art of deciding what deserves her attention. Featuring a vintage-inspired design with a book, lipstick, an ear, and the statement “I'm Fluent in Sarcasm and Selective Hearing,” this tee celebrates quick wit, sharp comebacks, and a well-developed ability to tune out the unnecessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for bookstore browsing, coffee dates, casual meetups, or spending time with people who know better than to test your patience. It's clever, a little sassy, and made for anyone whose sense of humor is just as sharp as their hearing is selective.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the BELLA+CANVAS 6400 Women's Relaxed Jersey Tee, this shirt combines a soft, lightweight feel with a relaxed fit that makes everyday comfort effortless. 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