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My patience is currently receiving medical attention.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor anyone whose patience has officially clocked out but whose responsibilities haven't. Featuring a weary cartoon battery hooked up to medical monitors alongside the statement “My Last Nerve Is on Life Support,” this tee captures that all-too-familiar feeling of being one minor inconvenience away from calling it a day.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for long workweeks, stressful errands, family gatherings, or conversations that require just a little too much patience. It's sarcastic, relatable, and made for those moments when your social battery is running low and your last nerve is fighting for its life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight premium tee, this shirt combines substantial cotton fabric with a relaxed fit and garment-dyed softness. 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