I'm Fluent in Sarcasm and Selective Hearing Women's Premium Tee

I'M FLUENT IN SARCASM AND SELECTIVE HEARING

I heard you. I just chose not to respond.

For the woman who knows exactly what was said but has mastered the art of deciding what deserves her attention. Featuring a vintage-inspired design with a book, lipstick, an ear, and the statement “I'm Fluent in Sarcasm and Selective Hearing,” this tee celebrates quick wit, sharp comebacks, and a well-developed ability to tune out the unnecessary.

Perfect for bookstore browsing, coffee dates, casual meetups, or spending time with people who know better than to test your patience. It's clever, a little sassy, and made for anyone whose sense of humor is just as sharp as their hearing is selective.

Printed on the BELLA+CANVAS 6400 Women's Relaxed Jersey Tee, this shirt combines a soft, lightweight feel with a relaxed fit that makes everyday comfort effortless. It's an easygoing style with plenty of personality.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• BELLA+CANVAS 6400 Women's Relaxed Jersey Tee
• Lightweight 4.3 oz/yd² (145 g/m²) fabric
• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton in solid colors; heather colors contain cotton-polyester blends
• Relaxed women's fit
• Soft, smooth jersey feel
• Seamless ribbed knit collar designed to retain its shape
• Neck and shoulder taping for added structure
• Double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem
• High-detail front graphic

THE DESIGN

• “I'm Fluent in Sarcasm and Selective Hearing” statement
• Vintage-inspired book illustration
• Lipstick and ear graphics
• Retro-inspired aesthetic with plenty of personality
• A playful tribute to sarcasm, sharp wit, and selective attention

FIT & FEEL

Lightweight, soft, and comfortable, the BELLA+CANVAS 6400 offers a relaxed women's fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, leggings, shorts, or skirts. Easy to wear, easy to style, and perfect for days when your sarcasm speaks louder than your words.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Do not bleach
• Do not tumble dry
• Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
• Do not dry clean

Kouwon

Wear your confidence.