My Dream Job: Being Unavailable Premium Women's Tee

MY DREAM JOB: BEING UNAVAILABLE

Fully booked. Emotionally off the clock.

For the woman whose dream career involves ignoring notifications, protecting her peace, and having absolutely no availability. Featuring a retro badge-style design with a playful photo ID and muted vintage colors, this tee turns the art of being unavailable into a full-time ambition.

Perfect for slow mornings, coffee runs, casual outings, or those days when your social battery is running on empty. It's a little sarcastic, a little relatable, and a whole lot of personality. Sometimes the best response is simply being unavailable.

Printed on the BELLA+CANVAS 6400 Women's Relaxed Jersey Tee, this shirt combines a soft, lightweight feel with a relaxed fit that makes everyday comfort look effortless.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• BELLA+CANVAS 6400 Women's Relaxed Jersey Tee
• Lightweight 4.3 oz/yd² fabric
• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton in solid colors; fiber content varies by color
• Relaxed women's fit
• Soft, smooth jersey feel
• Ribbed knit collar designed to retain its shape
• Neck and shoulder taping for added structure
• Double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem
• Sewn-in label
• Bold retro-inspired front graphic

THE DESIGN

• “My Dream Job — Being Unavailable” statement
• Retro badge-style layout
• Playful photo ID graphic
• Muted vintage-inspired colors
• A humorous take on boundaries, downtime, and protecting your peace

FIT & FEEL

Lightweight, soft, and comfortable, the BELLA+CANVAS 6400 offers a relaxed women's fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, leggings, shorts, or your favorite cardigan. Easygoing comfort for days when doing less is the whole point.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Do not bleach
• Do not tumble dry
• Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
• Do not dry clean

Kouwon

Wear your confidence.